








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8528 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7497 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7006 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,985,099 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | 58% | 110 |
| #2 | Moto | 58% | 228 |
| #3 | ReG | 56% | 143 |
| #4 | Eddu | 56% | 149 |
| #5 | osku | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 1495 | 0.32 | 45 min |
| #2 | Moto | 795 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | HEVONEN | 353 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | ReG | 342 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | P1rtt1 | 300 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osku | +3.13 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | ZuBa | +2.30 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | P1rtt1 | +1.93 | 82 | 75 |
| #4 | Moto | +1.68 | 70 | 78 |
| #5 | hamsefozi | +0.52 | 81 | 62 |





