








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Faceit | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4700 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6851 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8132 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5234 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,017,253 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhPa | 62% | 55 |
| #2 | Kronek | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | ZuBa | 56% | 149 |
| #4 | P1rtt1 | 53% | 228 |
| #5 | McCree | 52% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ReG | 10 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | kp3 | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Moto | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ventsu | 6 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 2740 | 0.34 | 84 min |
| #2 | ReG | 1329 | 0.12 | 35 min |
| #3 | Moto | 1089 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #4 | P1rtt1 | 645 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | McCree | 497 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | +1.48 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Iluri | +0.91 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | JuhPa | +0.84 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Moto | +0.79 | 67 | 79 |
| #5 | kp3 | +0.58 | 79 | 56 |





