








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2545 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4195 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3094 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2850 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,455,590 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falco | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | topii | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | piupali | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | Thimbaa | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ✝ | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Opux | 48% | 25 |
| #14 | Jmaister | 48% | 71 |
| #15 | Mrs.Jellonas | 48% | 101 |
| #16 | RemonttiRane | 46% | 71 |
| #17 | Kuroi | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | RemonttiRane | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Orkkis | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Jmaister | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | HarhaanJHTJA | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | 362 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | Jmaister | 244 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | piupali | 233 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mrs.Jellonas | 228 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | BaaBo | 222 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | +1.91 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | BeiZi | +1.87 | 36 | 69 |
| #3 | Pinkviini | +1.15 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | topii | +0.77 | 52 | 53 |
| #5 | BaaBo | +0.65 | 61 | 70 |





