








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3800 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3835 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2899 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,618 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThePapiBear | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | HarhaanJHTJA | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | ✝ | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Thimbaa | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Falco | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | BaaBo | 45% | 38 |
| #13 | topii | 44% | 25 |
| #14 | Kuroi | 44% | 50 |
| #15 | Miksukiksu | 39% | 18 |
| #16 | Pinkviini | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topii | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | HarhaanJHTJA | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Falco | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Kuroi | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JuusOskari | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrs.Jellonas | 291 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | BaaBo | 188 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | RemonttiRane | 173 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Thimbaa | 130 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | ziiffi | 124 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | +3.94 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | ✝ | +2.40 | 43 | 84 |
| #3 | ThePapiBear | +2.35 | 68 | 42 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | +1.39 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | Falco | +0.82 | 49 | 58 |





