








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1842 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4825 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2560 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6609 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,491,274 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonezki | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | ziiffi | 51% | 73 |
| #3 | Jmaister | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | Falco | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | RemonttiRane | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burden | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Cigaro13 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Mrs.Jellonas | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ziiffi | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | RemonttiRane | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | +2.30 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Jonezki | +2.23 | 44 | 66 |
| #3 | Jmaister | +2.00 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | Burden | +1.53 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | Cigaro13 | +1.31 | 59 | 75 |





