








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5649 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4807 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3966 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3263 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,409 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falco | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | HarhaanJHTJA | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | BeiZi | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | piupali | 57% | 74 |
| #5 | Opux | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rihis | 311 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | piupali | 204 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | BaaBo | 177 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mrs.Jellonas | 168 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | BeiZi | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeiZi | +1.51 | 47 | 69 |
| #2 | Rihis | +1.48 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | RemonttiRane | +1.07 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | Mrs.Jellonas | +0.92 | 49 | 63 |
| #5 | Falco | +0.79 | 34 | 61 |





