








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2564 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3013 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4589 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3925 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,717 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlock3 | 46% | 59 |
| #2 | KulliC | 43% | 446 |
| #3 | _Redlock | 43% | 488 |
| #4 | ControL | 42% | 57 |
| #5 | Ltd_Ford | 41% | 485 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ControL | 42% | 57 |
| #5 | Ltd_Ford | 41% | 485 |
| #6 | Monkbonk01 | 40% | 85 |
| #7 | IndydaRuler | 39% | 366 |
| #8 | Cat named Dog | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 32 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | _Redlock | 26 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | IndydaRuler | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Monkbonk01 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 1117 | 0.12 | 33 min |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 423 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #3 | _Redlock | 334 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #4 | xlock3 | 192 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | IndydaRuler | 125 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Redlock | +5.56 | 58 | 60 |
| #2 | xlock3 | +1.96 | 54 | 81 |
| #3 | KulliC | +0.42 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | ControL | -0.13 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | Cat named Dog | -1.78 | 36 | 57 |





