








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1909 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3724 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6940 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 5520 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,236,002 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 695 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Staubi | 41% | 485 |
| #7 | flow | 39% | 38 |
| #8 | ControL | 39% | 97 |
| #9 | IndydaRuler | 39% | 449 |
| #10 | Cat named Dog | 34% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 39 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | _Redlock | 36 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Staubi | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | IndydaRuler | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Monkbonk01 | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 1360 | 0.12 | 41 min |
| #2 | _Redlock | 428 | 0.03 | 11 min |
| #3 | Staubi | 413 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #4 | xlock3 | 272 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Monkbonk01 | 228 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow | +6.36 | 78 | 79 |
| #2 | _Redlock | +5.48 | 57 | 59 |
| #3 | xlock3 | +1.68 | 54 | 78 |
| #4 | KulliC | +0.26 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | ControL | -0.02 | 42 | 60 |





