








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2994 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2277 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2586 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,242 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hüsero | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | _Redlock | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | KulliC | 49% | 76 |
| #4 | birdman | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | Geckoo | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | _Redlock | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Cat named Dog | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | birdman | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Ltd_Ford | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 163 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Cat named Dog | 98 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | _Redlock | 62 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ltd_Ford | 52 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | birdman | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Redlock | +4.04 | 52 | 59 |
| #2 | xlock3 | +2.37 | 57 | 76 |
| #3 | Hüsero | +2.00 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | Geckoo | +1.75 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | KulliC | +0.29 | 64 | 63 |





