








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5495 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6360 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3803 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3982 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,508,851 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Monkbonk01 | 44% | 110 |
| #7 | Staubi | 43% | 446 |
| #8 | Ltd_Ford | 43% | 570 |
| #9 | IndydaRuler | 41% | 393 |
| #10 | Cat named Dog | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Redlock | 35 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 30 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | IndydaRuler | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Staubi | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | xlock3 | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ltd_Ford | 530 | 0.04 | 15 min |
| #2 | _Redlock | 420 | 0.03 | 11 min |
| #3 | Staubi | 382 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #4 | xlock3 | 205 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | IndydaRuler | 160 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow | +6.18 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | _Redlock | +5.51 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | xlock3 | +1.65 | 53 | 79 |
| #4 | KulliC | +0.41 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | ControL | -0.11 | 41 | 59 |





