








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 823 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1417 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1414 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1085 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,039 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlock3 | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Bennoi | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | _Redlock | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | KulliC | 44% | 110 |
| #5 | Ltd_Ford | 43% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ltd_Ford | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | _Redlock | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | KulliC | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | IndydaRuler | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Staubi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 242 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 133 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | _Redlock | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Staubi | 59 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | xlock3 | 59 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bennoi | +6.39 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | _Redlock | +6.14 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | xlock3 | +4.17 | 62 | 86 |
| #4 | KulliC | +1.05 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | ControL | +0.25 | 37 | 53 |





