








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 333 | 14% |
| Smokes | 902 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 771 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,603 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goku | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | tratincica | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | dejak | 46% | 87 |
| #5 | Sused | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dejak | 46% | 87 |
| #5 | Sused | 43% | 60 |
| #6 | Augustus | 41% | 51 |
| #7 | Nilski Konj | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | Wex | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | tratincica | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Augustus | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sused | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goku | 43 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wex | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wex | +3.11 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | Goku | +2.80 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | dejak | +2.00 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | Ivica Todoric | +1.36 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | swift | -1.25 | 45 | 58 |





