








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2931 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4775 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3140 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3124 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $994,822 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iltemnc | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Desi | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | gunny | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | JONCH | 72% | 25 |
| #5 | yung d4nny- | 68% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gunny | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | JONCH | 72% | 25 |
| #5 | yung d4nny- | 68% | 37 |
| #6 | Danek ඞ | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | Fuchsie | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Fuchsie | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Danek ඞ | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | JONCH | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | iltemnc | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JONCH | 160 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #2 | yung d4nny- | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fuchsie | 90 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | gunny | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Desi | 65 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | +2.80 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | gunny | +1.92 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Desi | +1.53 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | iltemnc | +1.14 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Space dude51 | +1.12 | 67 | 62 |





