








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 27% |
| Smokes | 640 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 811 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,338 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1 | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | Bunny | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | amazing savant | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | StimkyBub | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | xi | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | amazing savant | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | StimkyBub | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | xi | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | deast | 44% | 111 |
| #7 | Prism | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deast | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Bunny | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | amazing savant | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | xi | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | s1 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deast | 457 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bunny | 216 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | s1 | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | amazing savant | 144 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Prism | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunny | +2.76 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | deast | +2.26 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | s1 | +2.06 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | Prism | +2.03 | 95 | 58 |
| #5 | xi | +2.02 | 70 | 36 |





