








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3920 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3269 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3422 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2232 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,825 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aldgia | +4.26 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | TRB | ZZXQ | +2.40 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | Larry W. Lewis | +1.45 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | TTV/JuanTap_ | +1.00 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | Prez Yeti | +0.18 | 41 | 60 |





