








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2519 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5908 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3410 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4496 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,543,255 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRB | ZZXQ | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Bernie Senders | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Aldgia | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | TrueEcho | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | TTV/JuanTap_ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernie Senders | 651 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | TRB | ZZXQ | 400 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Aldgia | 378 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | TTV/JuanTap_ | 288 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | TrueEcho | 279 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aldgia | +4.87 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | Drizdel | +4.05 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | TRB | ZZXQ | +3.17 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | bear_tuck | +1.55 | 62 | 47 |
| #5 | TTV/JuanTap_ | +0.62 | 87 | 65 |





