








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2489 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2293 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1907 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1762 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,560 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Confectioner Supreme | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | MyNameJeff | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | R-kk | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Rokk2 | 44% | 43 |
| #5 | CDL.BC-3 | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrantt- | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Yordaddy | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Rokk | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | PattapPat | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrantt- | 515 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Exoskeletal | 229 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rokk | 216 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | PattapPat | 206 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | CDL.BC-3 | 149 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R-kk | +3.58 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | Rokk2 | +2.96 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | Confectioner Supreme | +2.72 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Rokk | +1.93 | 79 | 71 |
| #5 | CDL.BC-3 | +1.40 | 53 | 58 |





