








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13913 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11208 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10850 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8569 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,504,205 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PattapPat | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Rokk | 15 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | CDL.BC-3 | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Yordaddy | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokk | 1155 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | PattapPat | 1080 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #3 | CDL.BC-3 | 916 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #4 | Exoskeletal | 572 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #5 | aaaa | 423 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyNameJeff | +2.92 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | R-kk | +2.85 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | 💀 | +2.62 | 93 | 58 |
| #4 | Exoskeletal | +2.28 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | +2.10 | 76 | 70 |





