








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9641 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8070 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4444 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4828 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,897 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💀 | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | MyNameJeff | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Rokk2 | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | R-kk | 55% | 51 |
| #5 | CDL.BC-3 | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yordaddy | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Tyrantt- | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Rokk | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | CDL.BC-3 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrantt- | 1203 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #2 | Rokk | 362 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | CDL.BC-3 | 279 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | aaaa | 193 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Rokk2 | 191 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyNameJeff | +3.77 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | R-kk | +3.20 | 78 | 74 |
| #3 | 💀 | +3.04 | 92 | 62 |
| #4 | Rokk | +2.49 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | +1.82 | 78 | 70 |





