








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1140 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3277 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3768 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3264 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,178,975 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrantt- | 1065 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | PattapPat | 442 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | CDL.BC-3 | 423 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Rokk | 400 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | Rokk2 | 215 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💀 | +4.16 | 93 | 57 |
| #2 | Exoskeletal | +3.94 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | TheLAW | +3.92 | 94 | 46 |
| #4 | R-kk | +3.13 | 78 | 76 |
| #5 | Rokk2 | +2.73 | 76 | 69 |





