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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10228 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6633 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4542 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4761 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,613,635 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Gettooled | 43% | 51 |
| #16 | aaaa | 41% | 66 |
| #17 | andres | 40% | 42 |
| #18 | Cluuless | 38% | 39 |
| #19 | PattapPat | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrantt- | 546 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Tugglebub | 348 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | Rokk | 313 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | CDL.BC-3 | 288 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | zzzounce | 250 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | braNdoFn | +3.39 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | eh-_^plus | +2.14 | 95 | 62 |
| #3 | Klowbi | +1.49 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | Rokk | +1.30 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | Gettooled | +1.10 | 77 | 55 |





