








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 58 | 8% |
| Smokes | 154 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 157 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 388 | 51% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,651 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon $layer | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Snay | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Dr. Death | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | TIGER_DK | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AE_Migwel | 46% | 37 |
| #7 | PsychoticMutt (Henny) | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | KlaueTie | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | lindsey1208 | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | SwedenPig | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AE_Migwel | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | TIGER_DK | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | KlaueTie | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Snay | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | AE_Migwel | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | SwedenPig | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | KlaueTie | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | +4.54 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +3.14 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | dragon $layer | +2.61 | 20 | 58 |
| #4 | TIGER_DK | +2.10 | 57 | 42 |
| #5 | KlaueTie | +0.49 | 49 | 51 |





