








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2193 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2832 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1867 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1947 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,661 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | 58% | 113 |
| #2 | SwedenPig | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | M3yee | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | dragon $layer | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | Doctor_Monty | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | PsychoticMutt (Henny) | 36% | 56 |
| #10 | Bloodqest | 35% | 52 |
| #11 | lindsey1208 | 34% | 192 |
| #12 | D0ggy94 | 32% | 37 |
| #13 | Lecty Eisenach | 21% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KlaueTie | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | dragon $layer | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | TIGER_DK | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | PsychoticMutt (Henny) | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 279 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Snay | 261 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | KlaueTie | 236 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | TIGER_DK | 128 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | dragon $layer | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3yee | +3.17 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +2.95 | 70 | 53 |
| #3 | Snay | +2.29 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | SwedenPig | +1.64 | 42 | 39 |
| #5 | TIGER_DK | +1.27 | 54 | 49 |





