








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14 | 5% |
| Smokes | 41 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 69 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 60% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,125 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | dragon $layer | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | SwedenPig | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Dr. Death | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Doctor_Monty | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TIGER_DK | 32% | 47 |
| #9 | KlaueTie | 31% | 48 |
| #10 | lindsey1208 | 29% | 41 |
| #11 | Lecty Eisenach | 25% | 8 |
| #12 | RiffelFarXD | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AE_Migwel | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | TIGER_DK | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Doctor_Monty | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | KlaueTie | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | TIGER_DK | 72 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | AE_Migwel | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | KlaueTie | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Snay | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | +6.69 | 63 | 53 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +5.56 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | dragon $layer | +5.29 | 22 | 61 |
| #4 | RiffelFarXD | +4.58 | 93 | 58 |
| #5 | SwedenPig | +3.00 | 54 | 54 |





