








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2190 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1557 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1097 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1931 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,429 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwedenPig | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Doctor_Monty | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | M3yee | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | AE_Migwel | 58% | 113 |
| #5 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 57% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dragon $layer | 52% | 66 |
| #8 | Dr. Death | 50% | 16 |
| #9 | KlaueTie | 48% | 107 |
| #10 | lindsey1208 | 44% | 55 |
| #11 | Lecty Eisenach | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AE_Migwel | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | KlaueTie | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | dragon $layer | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 171 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | 146 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | M3yee | 121 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | KlaueTie | 95 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | dragon $layer | 56 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3yee | +4.57 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +2.04 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | SwedenPig | +2.04 | 22 | 45 |
| #4 | Snay | +1.97 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | TIGER_DK | +0.99 | 54 | 47 |





