








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1274 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2749 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1222 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1263 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $881,215 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | dragon $layer | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | Dr. Death | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Doctor_Monty | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 45% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 45% | 267 |
| #6 | KlaueTie | 45% | 121 |
| #7 | AE_Migwel | 43% | 147 |
| #8 | lindsey1208 | 33% | 49 |
| #9 | PsychoticMutt (Henny) | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | KlaueTie | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | AE_Migwel | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | dragon $layer | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Snay | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 289 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Snay | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | AE_Migwel | 124 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | KlaueTie | 109 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | dragon $layer | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snay | +2.82 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +2.73 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | TIGER_DK | +1.48 | 53 | 51 |
| #4 | dragon $layer | +0.63 | 26 | 59 |
| #5 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | -0.72 | 43 | 55 |





