








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3970 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5778 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5780 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3946 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,448 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Gold Digger | 59% | 475 |
| #7 | keijuls | 59% | 448 |
| #8 | andreui | 57% | 28 |
| #9 | kETKU | 53% | 308 |
| #10 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 52% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | keijuls | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | kETKU | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | tj | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | tomtom | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 1910 | 0.20 | 50 min |
| #2 | kETKU | 1151 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #3 | keijuls | 877 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #4 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 429 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | tj | 221 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijuls | +1.82 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | SUS1 | +1.24 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Ode | +1.14 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Gold Digger | +0.97 | 64 | 76 |
| #5 | kETKU | +0.97 | 68 | 73 |





