








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3977 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5937 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5434 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6197 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,098,170 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksidd | 88% | 73 |
| #2 | uli 웃 | 84% | 134 |
| #3 | ?_? | 82% | 39 |
| #4 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | 76% | 58 |
| #5 | Gold Digger | 70% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 983 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | keijuls | 935 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #3 | SUS1 | 745 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #4 | tomtom | 569 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | uli 웃 | 397 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksidd | +7.49 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | uli 웃 | +7.12 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | +3.20 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | keijuls | +2.50 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | Ode | +2.48 | 69 | 71 |





