








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 498 | 18% |
| Smokes | 798 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 619 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 829 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,087 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ode | 65% | 63 |
| #8 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | 57% | 14 |
| #9 | tj | 57% | 44 |
| #10 | kETKU | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ode | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | tj | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | keijuls | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Gold Digger | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | kETKU | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 258 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ode | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | keijuls | 141 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | 75 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | tj | 61 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | +3.35 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | Gold Digger | +2.08 | 66 | 79 |
| #3 | keijuls | +1.70 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | Ode | +1.48 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | kETKU | +1.19 | 61 | 71 |





