








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4550 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3419 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2536 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,310 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tj | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | andreui | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | keijuls | 54% | 294 |
| #4 | Gold Digger | 54% | 322 |
| #5 | Ode | 53% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | keijuls | 54% | 294 |
| #4 | Gold Digger | 54% | 322 |
| #5 | Ode | 53% | 308 |
| #6 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 52% | 292 |
| #7 | NotoriousTAE | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | keijuls | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Ode | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | tj | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 1318 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | Ode | 904 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #3 | keijuls | 579 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | Uskomaton Tappokone | 425 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | andreui | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijuls | +1.60 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | kETKU | +0.99 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | Gold Digger | +0.58 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | Ode | +0.40 | 68 | 77 |
| #5 | tj | -0.18 | 48 | 56 |





