








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 968 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2332 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1910 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2331 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,545 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vatten | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | 59% | 123 |
| #3 | 7ourney | 58% | 190 |
| #4 | para | 58% | 109 |
| #5 | ¤Gubben¤ | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Syckling | 512 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | para | 349 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Anonymous Heavy | 299 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | 7ourney | 220 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | CmK ✞ | 187 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vatten | +5.09 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | +2.51 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | Anonymous Heavy | +1.78 | 83 | 45 |
| #4 | 7ourney | +1.68 | 88 | 41 |
| #5 | Godlonso | +0.71 | 65 | 43 |





