








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7657 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9530 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5959 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6111 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,597,600 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burd Pauperranger | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Dilly | 55% | 74 |
| #3 | JezusMan | 55% | 104 |
| #4 | Nef | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Krizti | 54% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aKra! | 23 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Krizti | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | GlaasjexBier | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | George W. Ku$h | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | +2.01 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Nef | +1.67 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | j0di | +1.40 | 66 | 78 |
| #4 | DoDo | +1.28 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | Core 2009 | +1.14 | 64 | 48 |





