








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 381 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1059 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1991 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,397 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizti | 17 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | aKra! | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | j0di | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | GlaasjexBier | 6 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarvinW | +3.42 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | +2.58 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | Core 2009 | +1.70 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | j0di | +1.52 | 63 | 80 |
| #5 | GlaasjexBier | +1.20 | 78 | 65 |





