








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1863 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2610 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,923,434 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 777 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | j0di | 54% | 174 |
| #9 | aKra! | 54% | 232 |
| #10 | JezusMan | 52% | 92 |
| #11 | Jako™ | 51% | 51 |
| #12 | DoDo | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0di | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | aKra! | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | George W. Ku$h | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | JezusMan | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | DoDo | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarvinW | +3.90 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | DoDo | +2.26 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | +2.14 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Core 2009 | +1.94 | 69 | 50 |
| #5 | j0di | +1.46 | 63 | 78 |





