








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 455 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 228 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6200 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4853 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6297 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6436 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,662,884 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlaasjexBier | 54% | 83 |
| #2 | JezusMan | 54% | 74 |
| #3 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | 54% | 256 |
| #4 | Krizti | 54% | 232 |
| #5 | MarvinW | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0di | 31 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Krizti | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | GlaasjexBier | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | George W. Ku$h | 10 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarvinW | +3.35 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | Peugeot 205 Forever 1.1 1994 | +2.13 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | DoDo | +1.79 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | Core 2009 | +1.69 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | j0di | +1.12 | 63 | 80 |





