








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4988 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5234 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5043 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3608 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,861 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pan1c | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Ambi | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | FaWo | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | stinkwer?Oo | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | knoxville | 57% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | rico | 48% | 90 |
| #12 | MRVNNN | 44% | 113 |
| #13 | famke | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | wohlstandskind | 43% | 35 |
| #15 | MissMil4 | 24% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | FataL | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | rico | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | MRVNNN | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 1336 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 1238 | 0.39 | 34 min |
| #3 | FataL | 929 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #4 | knoxville | 332 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | MRVNNN | 259 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FataL | +3.04 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Ambi | +2.37 | 64 | 77 |
| #3 | FaWo | +1.84 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | miles. | +1.76 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | knoxville | +1.72 | 67 | 77 |





