








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1044 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 58,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19675 | 34% |
| Smokes | 15430 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 13091 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9908 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,282,475 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FataL | 2750 | 0.22 | 62 min |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 1358 | 0.39 | 37 min |
| #3 | CHri$ | 1159 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #4 | steppo | 903 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #5 | MRVNNN | 709 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmonkey | +6.88 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | FataL | +3.21 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | FaWo | +2.87 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | knoxville | +2.34 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | Tottii | +1.74 | 78 | 76 |





