








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4658 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3134 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2294 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,748 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | se0rFPS | 62% | 37 |
| #10 | steppo | 61% | 23 |
| #11 | CHri$ | 57% | 81 |
| #12 | dLx | 53% | 17 |
| #13 | MRVNNN | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | FataL | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | steppo | 6 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | CHri$ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | se0rFPS | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 453 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | CHri$ | 329 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | FataL | 328 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | se0rFPS | 290 | 0.39 | 9 min |
| #5 | FaWo | 154 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knoxville | +2.91 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | FaWo | +2.71 | 55 | 67 |
| #3 | FataL | +2.55 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/n1veau | +1.01 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | ꝱムЍ | +0.87 | 81 | 64 |





