








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 549 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 390 matches | ||
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 703 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 72,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19993 | 28% |
| Smokes | 21073 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 14398 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 16729 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,706,862 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 44 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | FaWo | 35 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | CHri$ | 28 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | xmonkey | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | MRVNNN | 13 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 2706 | 0.22 | 67 min |
| #2 | FaWo | 2382 | 0.28 | 58 min |
| #3 | Tottii | 2270 | 0.18 | 62 min |
| #4 | Oliver Geissen | 1419 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #5 | z0K | 1407 | 0.23 | 36 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmonkey | +4.96 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | FataL | +2.53 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | FaWo | +1.76 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | freeq | +0.78 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Tottii | +0.58 | 80 | 74 |





