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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2595 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,687 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kols | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | ☢Carnage ♿ | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Rubies | 49% | 341 |
| #4 | OneAnaki | 45% | 55 |
| #5 | botSnek♿ | 38% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | botSnek♿ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Rubies | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | ☢Carnage ♿ | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | OneAnaki | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Kols | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | botSnek♿ | 329 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Werner | 216 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rubies | 171 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kols | 156 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | OneAnaki | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubies | +3.94 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | Werner | +2.89 | 70 | 78 |
| #3 | ☢Carnage ♿ | +0.93 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Kols | +0.22 | 50 | 44 |
| #5 | Kim | +0.14 | 63 | 47 |





