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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1298 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1122 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,057 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kim | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | Rubies | 61% | 140 |
| #3 | OneAnaki | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | Werner | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | botSnek♿ | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Carnage ♿ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Kim | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | botSnek♿ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | OneAnaki | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Werner | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kim | 245 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | ☢Carnage ♿ | 181 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | botSnek♿ | 130 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Werner | 106 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rubies | 80 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubies | +4.18 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | Werner | +1.96 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | OneAnaki | +0.85 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | Kim | +0.57 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | Kols | +0.57 | 53 | 46 |





