








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 309 | 15% |
| Smokes | 554 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 746 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,751 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 咕拎 | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | ShuKai | 81% | 26 |
| #3 | ПАМІЯ | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | [A1ex_] | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 71% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 6yυc. | 57% | 7 |
| #11 | 原神高手 | 50% | 8 |
| #12 | You bad bad | 50% | 8 |
| #13 | Dylisious | 50% | 12 |
| #14 | QuKae | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | CAPOO | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ShuKai | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SCxM | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 213 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | CAPOO | 212 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 210 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | ShuKai | 125 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dylisious | 68 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | +4.08 | 87 | 48 |
| #2 | CAPOO | +2.06 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | SCxM | +1.13 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | ShuKai | +1.03 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | +0.99 | 72 | 64 |





