








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 221 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7184 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5971 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4562 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4159 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,978,800 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 60% | 648 |
| #15 | Woo | 59% | 740 |
| #16 | Dylisious | 58% | 215 |
| #17 | Jayya | 55% | 60 |
| #18 | SeN | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 43 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 14 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | MK 1.1 | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ShuKai | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Dylisious | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 2463 | 0.17 | 46 min |
| #2 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 2314 | 0.18 | 50 min |
| #3 | Dylisious | 870 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | ShuKai | 814 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #5 | MK 1.1 | 724 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | +4.28 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | JoHenry❤ | +4.17 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | CAPOO | +2.46 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | ShuKai | +1.42 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | SCxM | +1.34 | 60 | 55 |





