








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4106 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2184 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2248 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3447 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,221 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | JoHenry❤ | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | CAPOO | 60% | 206 |
| #4 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 60% | 191 |
| #5 | SCxM | 59% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Dylisious | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Aguboo | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | CAPOO | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 861 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 736 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | Dylisious | 577 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | CAPOO | 415 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | SCxM | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | +4.17 | 84 | 42 |
| #2 | JoHenry❤ | +2.73 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | CAPOO | +2.34 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | ShuKai | +2.03 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | +1.41 | 67 | 63 |





