








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8669 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7214 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5116 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7763 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,162,783 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 58% | 724 |
| #13 | ShuKai | 57% | 258 |
| #14 | Dylisious | 56% | 350 |
| #15 | Jayya | 52% | 65 |
| #16 | SeN | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAPOO | 40 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Aguboo | 21 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Dylisious | 17 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 12 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | MK 1.1 | 12 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 2637 | 0.18 | 57 min |
| #2 | CAPOO | 1850 | 0.12 | 48 min |
| #3 | Dylisious | 1455 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #4 | ShuKai | 997 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #5 | MK 1.1 | 731 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | +3.55 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | CAPOO | +2.43 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | ★Dave✯ | +1.61 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | ShuKai | +1.61 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | SCxM | +1.34 | 63 | 55 |





