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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 194 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8934 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9251 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4297 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8199 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,537 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Dylisious | 58% | 184 |
| #13 | Woo | 58% | 724 |
| #14 | ★Dave✯ | 58% | 95 |
| #15 | Jayya | 50% | 52 |
| #16 | SeN | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 42 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | CAPOO | 33 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | MK 1.1 | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Aguboo | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ShuKai | 10 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woo | 2468 | 0.17 | 47 min |
| #2 | CAPOO | 1614 | 0.13 | 41 min |
| #3 | ShuKai | 755 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | Dylisious | 738 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | MK 1.1 | 710 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ||||||||||||| | +4.78 | 89 | 43 |
| #2 | JoHenry❤ | +3.94 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | CAPOO | +2.52 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | SCxM | +1.22 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | +1.22 | 72 | 62 |





