








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Renown | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2564 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6187 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4708 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5827 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,453,402 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Disk3n | 59% | 100 |
| #2 | Rhux | 58% | 215 |
| #3 | SWH-BrunteBrutal | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | Isaak | 53% | 283 |
| #5 | Rockfarmor|N| | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | .::twe3Zy | 52% | 69 |
| #7 | Odexiv | 52% | 75 |
| #8 | Señor sKooooB | 51% | 51 |
| #9 | not so SERIOUS | 48% | 226 |
| #10 | SniZz | 37% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | not so SERIOUS | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Rhux | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Odexiv | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | SniZz | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 1696 | 0.28 | 54 min |
| #2 | Rhux | 423 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | not so SERIOUS | 308 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Odexiv | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | SniZz | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhux | +4.27 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | Rockfarmor|N| | +2.93 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | Isaak | +1.94 | 63 | 79 |
| #4 | prins | -0.27 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | Disk3n | -1.41 | 63 | 68 |





