








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8057 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6678 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7844 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5616 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,852 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | Pentry | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Rhux | 55% | 455 |
| #4 | prins | 53% | 283 |
| #5 | Disk3n | 53% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Odexiv | 51% | 144 |
| #7 | Señor sKooooB | 51% | 155 |
| #8 | not so SERIOUS | 50% | 305 |
| #9 | .::twe3Zy | 48% | 103 |
| #10 | SniZz | 34% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhux | 16 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | not so SERIOUS | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | prins | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Th3Sentinel | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Señor sKooooB | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhux | 846 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | not so SERIOUS | 326 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | prins | 283 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Disk3n | 237 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Odexiv | 226 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +4.46 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Rhux | +4.23 | 90 | 72 |
| #3 | Isaak | +1.60 | 61 | 79 |
| #4 | Pentry | +0.21 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | prins | -0.75 | 57 | 60 |





