








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,639 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 883 | 21% |
| Smokes | 986 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1438 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 872 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,897 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Disk3n | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Rhux | 56% | 124 |
| #4 | .::twe3Zy | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | prins | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | prins | 52% | 75 |
| #6 | Isaak | 51% | 144 |
| #7 | not so SERIOUS | 51% | 75 |
| #8 | Señor sKooooB | 49% | 49 |
| #9 | SniZz | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Rhux | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | prins | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | not so SERIOUS | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Señor sKooooB | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 830 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #2 | Rhux | 232 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | not so SERIOUS | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | prins | 65 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Disk3n | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +7.45 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | Rhux | +4.59 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | Isaak | +2.04 | 66 | 80 |
| #4 | prins | +0.10 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | .::twe3Zy | -1.48 | 75 | 52 |





