








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1561 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1860 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2478 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2146 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,004 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .::twe3Zy | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | prins | 59% | 100 |
| #3 | Odexiv | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Rhux | 54% | 162 |
| #5 | Isaak | 53% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rhux | 54% | 162 |
| #5 | Isaak | 53% | 201 |
| #6 | Señor sKooooB | 51% | 63 |
| #7 | not so SERIOUS | 48% | 95 |
| #8 | SniZz | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Rhux | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | not so SERIOUS | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Señor sKooooB | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | prins | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 1211 | 0.28 | 42 min |
| #2 | Rhux | 292 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | not so SERIOUS | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | prins | 102 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Odexiv | 57 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhux | +4.42 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | Isaak | +1.65 | 63 | 85 |
| #3 | prins | +0.01 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | Disk3n | -1.53 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | .::twe3Zy | -1.65 | 80 | 45 |





